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rneerkat: till slow wifi do us part
till slow wifi do us part
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ghost-parti: wawanakwa: jeremymckinnonsbuttblog: misfit—melody...
if this gets 100,000 notes i'll wear this condom dress to my graduation
100,000 cause i'm a go big or go homer
O dam this is gonna be fUNN
SIGNAL BOOST THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVE FUN
well i mean at least people at my school will get free condoms
photoqrapher: idk a shoutout to my best friends
idk a shoutout to my best friends
virtualjew: I'm so done
I'm so done
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cuntgrats: (via TumbleOn)
(via TumbleOn)
I get jealous because I'm afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.
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darnni: textbookfangirl: agnaeoh: gaymur-gurl: alexandraerin:...
-knock knock.
—who's there?
-freedom.
freedom would never knock
freedom rings
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
eagle sold separately
*Some restrictions apply.
batteries not included
limited time offer
side effects may include liberty and justice for all
this entire country is crazy.
dean-heavens-got-a-plan-for-you: stickylittlekitten: this-is-th...
dean-heavens-got-a-plan-for-you:
Goodness.
lokimenow: r3nly: "legally blonde? you mean that movie about the dumb girl?" that dumb girl who...
"legally blonde? you mean that movie about the dumb girl?"
that dumb girl
who studies really hard
and gets into harvard law school
and does really well in all of her classes
and gets a coveted internship
and impresses the toughest professor
and graduates top of her class
all while struggling against prejudice and preconceived notions about her intelligence and abilities
yeah
that dumb girl
the legally blonde fandom will not tolerate your bullshit master wayne
lucykrap: girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT...
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I'LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISHDAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN'
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN'
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN'
WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I'M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
144cm: let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
144cm: let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
thesulfurandthesea: sometimes I get frustrated because you can't put numbers in caps 12 am I...
sometimes I get frustrated because you can't put numbers in caps
12
am I screaming?
you'll never know
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understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said "gas prices aren't so bad if you consider you're...
the guy on the radio just said "gas prices aren't so bad if you consider you're really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs" and my perspective on life is forever changed
iknitsweatersyo: all i know is a simple name JUST SHOOT ME...
all i know is a simple name
JUST SHOOT ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE SINGJDAS'H
