Stay Beautiful

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rneerkat: till slow wifi do us part

rneerkat:

till slow wifi do us part

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ghost-parti: wawanakwa: jeremymckinnonsbuttblog: misfit—melody...

ghost-parti:

wawanakwa:

jeremymckinnonsbuttblog:

misfit—melody:

ghost-parti:

ghost-parti:

if this gets 100,000 notes i'll wear this condom dress to my graduation

100,000 cause i'm a go big or go homer

O dam this is gonna be fUNN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVE FUN

well i mean at least people at my school will get free condoms

photoqrapher: idk a shoutout to my best friends 

photoqrapher:

idk a shoutout to my best friends 

virtualjew: I'm so done

virtualjew:

I'm so done

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cuntgrats: (via TumbleOn)

cuntgrats:

(via TumbleOn)

I get jealous because I'm afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.

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darnni: textbookfangirl: agnaeoh: gaymur-gurl: alexandraerin:...

darnni:

textbookfangirl:

agnaeoh:

gaymur-gurl:

alexandraerin:

breakthenorm:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who's there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

limited time offer

side effects may include liberty and justice for all

this entire country is crazy.

dean-heavens-got-a-plan-for-you: stickylittlekitten: this-is-th...

dean-heavens-got-a-plan-for-you:

stickylittlekitten:

this-is-the-fun-vee:

moriartyhasthetardis:

Goodness.

lokimenow: r3nly: "legally blonde? you mean that movie about the dumb girl?" that dumb girl who...

lokimenow:

r3nly:

"legally blonde? you mean that movie about the dumb girl?"

that dumb girl

who studies really hard

and gets into harvard law school

and does really well in all of her classes

and gets a coveted internship

and impresses the toughest professor

and graduates top of her class

all while struggling against prejudice and preconceived notions about her intelligence and abilities

yeah

that dumb girl

the legally blonde fandom will not tolerate your bullshit master wayne

lucykrap: girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT...

lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

I'LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN'T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN'

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN'

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN'

WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I'M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE

144cm: let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

144cm:

let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

144cm: let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

144cm:

let's be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

thesulfurandthesea: sometimes I get frustrated because you can't put numbers in caps 12 am I...

thesulfurandthesea:

sometimes I get frustrated because you can't put numbers in caps

12

am I screaming?

you'll never know

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understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said "gas prices aren't so bad if you consider you're...

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said "gas prices aren't so bad if you consider you're really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs" and my perspective on life is forever changed

iknitsweatersyo: all i know is a simple name JUST SHOOT ME...

iknitsweatersyo:

all i know is a simple name

JUST SHOOT ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE SINGJDAS'H